everything?

someone once said you can find anything on the internet.

anything?


can i find.. my friend's telephone number in heaven? my lost bunny, the one my mother dear gave away? my lost love in a bottle? inspiration, happiness - canned, wings that i can wear and fly on?

if i can rent time by buying a dvd - why can't i find asparagus growing on the tree that in turn grows in a little white pot?


if i could find anything on the internet, i would look for my father, i would scour for a doctor who could manufacture beauty, i would search for a man who is able to paint the ceiling, clean the dishes, help with the baby, massage my neck, love me and still find it in himself to earn shitloads of money and still be loyal.

..maybe i should just google for a plastic surgeon and an old dying oil tycoon. that way i get to be beautiful and he gets to be loyal. money will handle the rest.


there. now how do you find the coin in the dogpile..?