Wednesday, April 23, 2008

invitation

an oily acquaintance of mine called me out of the blue today to ask me if i'd like to join in his game on Labour Day (he's trying to get a group together to play dungeons and dragons). this was ow the conversation went.

Oily friend: hey xoren, i know i don't call and we only meet once a year - would you be interested to join my game?
Me: (brief pause) er.
Oily friend: i promise not to harass you too much; these guys are new lah
Me: uh, sure. tell me more though.
Oily friend: [unnecessary details]..and a girl.
Me: a girl? you mean i'm not the only girl?
Oily friend: no. there's another girl.
Me: (uppity voice) then no. i'm not the only girl there, donch want. (humph)
Oily friend: (immediately) okay i lie - you're the only girl.

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