Me: oh my gosh, how long's it been?? five, six - years??
Him: yeah, more than two lifetimes! (rolls eyes, grinning)
Me: goodness, really??
[lots of catching-up chatter ensues]
Me: so... wait. i have a politically-incorrect question. are you straight?
Him: no. i'm tri-sexual.
Me: [rapid-fire blinks]
Him: means everything also try once.
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