Thursday, September 21, 2006

bodily observations 1

through the days of aimlessly milling about places during rush-hour cheong-to-office-time and lunchtime, i can't help but notice these oddities and/or differences in the human body: -

if women can sit up ramrod straight and so can men, when women do not have any - obstacles, if you will - to speak of, does it mean them said obstacles are positioned slightly forward?

...so is that where the extra folds of skin come in?


and if everyone were biologically a woman to start with does it therefore mean we actually come with under-developed penii? and then there's the womb. if we have the womb and men don't, is that why they can eat loads more food than we can, and is that why they tend to have easier times in the bathroom and seem to have more resistance to irritable bowel syndrome (it afflicts MANY more women than it does men)?


...is that also why men sport pot-bellies after their tummy elasticity wears out?



hmm.

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