Wednesday, February 14, 2007

how to grow pimples

how do you grow pimples at specific spots of your face? it's easy: i did it accidentally.


step 1: bump your chin on the edge of your office desk

step 2: wait three days



and that's it. if that doesn't work, repeat steps 1 & 2. if there aren't blemishes there'll be a nice bruise which, in my opinion, serves the same purpose.

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