eh i'd just realised that my past few posts are all about them melons.
this must be the boobie-contemplating period.
Tuesday, February 27, 2007
bodily observations
..i think men favour bigger-boobied women because that's a sign that there will be more than just two liters of milk for them kids. and maybe when he's hard at work at - ahem - "drilling", he can get himself a drink without having to look too far.
...you reckon?
...you reckon?
Friday, February 23, 2007
how to grow nipples
here --> http://www.abc.net.au/science/news/health/HealthRepublish_1328801.htm
but i think it's easier to just super glue one on.
but i think it's easier to just super glue one on.
work
my work consists of working in the morning and slacking through the afternoon then packing up to go at six o'clock these few days.
i've the baaaad feeling that i'm going to have to pay for this later. die.
i've the baaaad feeling that i'm going to have to pay for this later. die.
my boy
my boy is going to the army, to become a man.
some weeks back he's still quavering about it. but just yesterday, when he was able to speak about it, i saw the possibility of the man he might become. no longer scared, a little prideful, a tad curious - he's finally come out of that mental hole he's dug for himself.
a couple more weeks. let's make these count.
some weeks back he's still quavering about it. but just yesterday, when he was able to speak about it, i saw the possibility of the man he might become. no longer scared, a little prideful, a tad curious - he's finally come out of that mental hole he's dug for himself.
a couple more weeks. let's make these count.
Wednesday, February 21, 2007
new year, new year
i agree with jenn: it's been a good new year. it is also the time when i realise that i cannot take kids: they make me want to shake them. hard.
it's been a few days worth of fatigue, been a few days of good fun. all's good, thank god.
it's been a few days worth of fatigue, been a few days of good fun. all's good, thank god.
Wednesday, February 14, 2007
how to grow pimples
how do you grow pimples at specific spots of your face? it's easy: i did it accidentally.
step 1: bump your chin on the edge of your office desk
step 2: wait three days
and that's it. if that doesn't work, repeat steps 1 & 2. if there aren't blemishes there'll be a nice bruise which, in my opinion, serves the same purpose.
step 1: bump your chin on the edge of your office desk
step 2: wait three days
and that's it. if that doesn't work, repeat steps 1 & 2. if there aren't blemishes there'll be a nice bruise which, in my opinion, serves the same purpose.
v-day
mine was celebrated in the wee hours of the morning. it was... quite graphic.
but seriously, no. it was romantic. i got a rose and a hand-made card.
thank you, sweetheart. it's a great end to a great day.
but seriously, no. it was romantic. i got a rose and a hand-made card.
thank you, sweetheart. it's a great end to a great day.
i speakee chinese!
i'd been to ye olde chinese regions of wikipedia today and boy, did i enjoy it! i understood what they were talking about and to my delight, i still can read i'm looking at.
i need to brush up my chinese. my old chinese and modern chinese. good golly! i need to WRITE chinese too!
i looove languages!
i need to brush up my chinese. my old chinese and modern chinese. good golly! i need to WRITE chinese too!
i looove languages!
Tuesday, February 13, 2007
motha earth needs you!
ohkay peeps
this is started by someone who recognises that the earth is bleeding green polluted waters and is trying to slow/stop it. i don't know what i'm to do with this suggested email format but i know that i will continue to not use the aircon at home, try not to order for 'take-away' so as to not use the styrofoam boxes.
...and not buy a car, even when i've 'made it' and can afford twelve porches at one go.
that's what riches are for: you can afford to dawdle.
thus.
do think about what YOU can do to help, cause you may enjoy your dead-cow lined metal-box (your car lah) now but you will have to put up with neon purple toxic clouds later on in life. and then we have to move underground and due to evolution we become big black-eyed, white-skinned creatures over time and WE BECOME THE ALIENS WE'D BEEN TALKING ABOUT!
do you see where this is leading us?! them aliens are what we will become! no more hair! no more sexy clothes! no more hawt high-heel boots and men - get this - no more fast toys to play with! the girls with hawt booties with die off because those get stuck when crawling about in tunnels, it's through natural selection that those will die off. both men and women will become like earthworms..... HOW, LIKE THAT??
..so you see. earth dead = BAD.
please do your part. i've given up plastic sponges myself.
i now use metal scours.
yours, loren (read on below)
---
> Hi, Child of Planet Earth,
>
> Would you take care of your mom if she was ill?
>
> I feel compelled to send you this email plea,
> because Mother Earth, our only planet and home IS
> ill. She may not have that long to live; Some
> scientists had even given her an estimate of only 10
> years (http://www.climatecrisis.org/) before things
> became hopelessly irreversible.
>
> Humans unwittingly and carelessly caused Mother
> Earth to be devastatingly ill.
> (http://www.nytimes.com/2007/02/03/science/earth/03climate.html?_r=1&oref=slogin)
> I am sure this is not news, but you can get more
> information from this site:
> http://MotherEarthNeedsU.blogspot.com.
>
> I am worried about what would happen if this
> destruction goes on. Needless to say, if our planet
> becomes inhabitable, we, along with many other
> species living on this planet, become extinct.
>
> I don't intend to sell you anything, and this is not
> a Network Marketing Sales Pitch; all I ask is for
> you to add your ideas to this list, and hopefully by
> doing so eventually help all of us.
>
> This list is about what you are presently doing or
> is committed to do, to help reduce the burden on
> Mother Earth and to restore her to health. You can
> also add links to information sources regarding
> environmental issues.
>
> It may not be much, but at the very least, it will:
> 1) Create awareness about the situation,
> 2) Serve as a compilation of ideas for those who
> don't know what to do,
> 3) Act as a information resource for environmental
> issues,
> 4) Inspire others into action.
>
> When you have added to the list, please add 1 to the
> number in the curly brackets on top before
> forwarding it.
>
> If you are lucky number 50, please
> a) forward this email to
> "omnijoe(dot)menu(at)blogspot(dot)com". (Replace
> (dot) with '.' and (at) with '@'. Just a precaution
> against spam).
> b) reset the number to 0,
> c) delete the bottom portion of the email after the
> line, before forwarding it to the next person. This
> way, it doesn't get too long.
> e) if you don't know what to do, just leave the
> number as 50 and forward it to the next person.
>
> The list gets posted on the blog as the email goes
> around. I will maintain it and do some consolidation
> if necessary, so do check the site from time to
> time.
>
> As this is not a wish or resolution list, pls post
> only things you know you can do, have done, or will
> be doing and NOT things which you have no intentions
> of doing. This will keep the list practical. You may
> wish to add your name and country of origin. Please
> also DO NOT use this as an avenue to advertise your
> products or services as this is a non-profit
> initiative, and is managed as a volunteered service.
>
> Our Home and the lives of all its inhabitants
> depends on us now...
>
> Thank you!
>
> WHHO, Singapore.
> 3:15 PM 2/12/2007
>
> Net etiquette: Please BCC or hide the emails of your
> friends when you forward them so that they would not
> be exposed to any malicious spywares and spammers.
>
> Please list as follows:-
> a) Name, Country (Optional)
> b) What I am presently doing
> c) How does it help the Earth
>
> Example:
> Caroline Heng, Singapore
> - Started a program within my company to recycle
> paper. Making it acceptable for formal internal
> documents, as well as encouraging double sided
> printing.
> - Recycling paper carriers & plastic bags
>
> WHHo, Singapore
> - I am a vegetarian. This cuts demand of meat
> produced, which cuts excessive farming needed to
> support lifestock in meat factories = Less cutting
> down forests for crop activity & less methane (Earth
> Warming) gases produced. Ref:
> http://www.nytimes.com/2006/12/27/opinion/27wed4.html?ex=1170478800&en=7b8b1dc47fc20263&ei=5070
> Meat and the Planet.
>
> ================= Please do NOT Delete anything
> above this line. List Starts Here:
> ====================
>
> Caroline Heng, Singapore
> - Rejecting Plastic Bags, as often as possible
> - Bringing my handy cloth bags out with me (Most
> plastics are bio-degradable, but why bother when
> most items are handy or fits into our bags?)
> - Recycling paper carriers & plastic bags
> - Started a program within my company to recycle
> paper. Making it acceptable for formal internal
> documents, as well as encouraging double sided
> printing.
> - As much as possible, requesting for electronic
> documents instead of printed ones
> - Reduction of water wastage (Mom uses laundry water
> to scrub kitchen floors during its cycles)
>
> Whho, Singapore
> - Reduce wastage. Turn off electricity from
> appliances when not needed. Use energy saving bulbs.
> - I am a vegetarian. This cuts demand of meat
> produced, which cuts excessive farming needed to
> support lifestock in meat factories = Less cutting
> down forests for crop activity & less methane (Earth
> Warming) gases produced. Ref:
> http://www.nytimes.com/2006/12/27/opinion/27wed4.html?ex=1170478800&en=7b8b1dc47fc20263&ei=5070
> Meat and the Planet.
> - I take public transport as much as possible.
> Reduces consumption of non-renewable energy
> resources and emissions of pollutants to the
> atmosphere.
> - I will help educate as many people as possible
> about what we can do to help the Earth.
> - Please do watch National Geographic's "Earth Pulse
> 2006" and "The Inconvenient Truth" by Al Gore for
> information about what's happening to the planet.
> The statistics will shock you!
>
this is started by someone who recognises that the earth is bleeding green polluted waters and is trying to slow/stop it. i don't know what i'm to do with this suggested email format but i know that i will continue to not use the aircon at home, try not to order for 'take-away' so as to not use the styrofoam boxes.
...and not buy a car, even when i've 'made it' and can afford twelve porches at one go.
that's what riches are for: you can afford to dawdle.
thus.
do think about what YOU can do to help, cause you may enjoy your dead-cow lined metal-box (your car lah) now but you will have to put up with neon purple toxic clouds later on in life. and then we have to move underground and due to evolution we become big black-eyed, white-skinned creatures over time and WE BECOME THE ALIENS WE'D BEEN TALKING ABOUT!
do you see where this is leading us?! them aliens are what we will become! no more hair! no more sexy clothes! no more hawt high-heel boots and men - get this - no more fast toys to play with! the girls with hawt booties with die off because those get stuck when crawling about in tunnels, it's through natural selection that those will die off. both men and women will become like earthworms..... HOW, LIKE THAT??
..so you see. earth dead = BAD.
please do your part. i've given up plastic sponges myself.
i now use metal scours.
yours, loren (read on below)
---
> Hi, Child of Planet Earth,
>
> Would you take care of your mom if she was ill?
>
> I feel compelled to send you this email plea,
> because Mother Earth, our only planet and home IS
> ill. She may not have that long to live; Some
> scientists had even given her an estimate of only 10
> years (http://www.climatecrisis.org/) before things
> became hopelessly irreversible.
>
> Humans unwittingly and carelessly caused Mother
> Earth to be devastatingly ill.
> (http://www.nytimes.com/2007/02/03/science/earth/03climate.html?_r=1&oref=slogin)
> I am sure this is not news, but you can get more
> information from this site:
> http://MotherEarthNeedsU.blogspot.com.
>
> I am worried about what would happen if this
> destruction goes on. Needless to say, if our planet
> becomes inhabitable, we, along with many other
> species living on this planet, become extinct.
>
> I don't intend to sell you anything, and this is not
> a Network Marketing Sales Pitch; all I ask is for
> you to add your ideas to this list, and hopefully by
> doing so eventually help all of us.
>
> This list is about what you are presently doing or
> is committed to do, to help reduce the burden on
> Mother Earth and to restore her to health. You can
> also add links to information sources regarding
> environmental issues.
>
> It may not be much, but at the very least, it will:
> 1) Create awareness about the situation,
> 2) Serve as a compilation of ideas for those who
> don't know what to do,
> 3) Act as a information resource for environmental
> issues,
> 4) Inspire others into action.
>
> When you have added to the list, please add 1 to the
> number in the curly brackets on top before
> forwarding it.
>
> If you are lucky number 50, please
> a) forward this email to
> "omnijoe(dot)menu(at)blogspot(dot)com". (Replace
> (dot) with '.' and (at) with '@'. Just a precaution
> against spam).
> b) reset the number to 0,
> c) delete the bottom portion of the email after the
> line, before forwarding it to the next person. This
> way, it doesn't get too long.
> e) if you don't know what to do, just leave the
> number as 50 and forward it to the next person.
>
> The list gets posted on the blog as the email goes
> around. I will maintain it and do some consolidation
> if necessary, so do check the site from time to
> time.
>
> As this is not a wish or resolution list, pls post
> only things you know you can do, have done, or will
> be doing and NOT things which you have no intentions
> of doing. This will keep the list practical. You may
> wish to add your name and country of origin. Please
> also DO NOT use this as an avenue to advertise your
> products or services as this is a non-profit
> initiative, and is managed as a volunteered service.
>
> Our Home and the lives of all its inhabitants
> depends on us now...
>
> Thank you!
>
> WHHO, Singapore.
> 3:15 PM 2/12/2007
>
> Net etiquette: Please BCC or hide the emails of your
> friends when you forward them so that they would not
> be exposed to any malicious spywares and spammers.
>
> Please list as follows:-
> a) Name, Country (Optional)
> b) What I am presently doing
> c) How does it help the Earth
>
> Example:
> Caroline Heng, Singapore
> - Started a program within my company to recycle
> paper. Making it acceptable for formal internal
> documents, as well as encouraging double sided
> printing.
> - Recycling paper carriers & plastic bags
>
> WHHo, Singapore
> - I am a vegetarian. This cuts demand of meat
> produced, which cuts excessive farming needed to
> support lifestock in meat factories = Less cutting
> down forests for crop activity & less methane (Earth
> Warming) gases produced. Ref:
> http://www.nytimes.com/2006/12/27/opinion/27wed4.html?ex=1170478800&en=7b8b1dc47fc20263&ei=5070
> Meat and the Planet.
>
> ================= Please do NOT Delete anything
> above this line. List Starts Here:
> ====================
>
> Caroline Heng, Singapore
> - Rejecting Plastic Bags, as often as possible
> - Bringing my handy cloth bags out with me (Most
> plastics are bio-degradable, but why bother when
> most items are handy or fits into our bags?)
> - Recycling paper carriers & plastic bags
> - Started a program within my company to recycle
> paper. Making it acceptable for formal internal
> documents, as well as encouraging double sided
> printing.
> - As much as possible, requesting for electronic
> documents instead of printed ones
> - Reduction of water wastage (Mom uses laundry water
> to scrub kitchen floors during its cycles)
>
> Whho, Singapore
> - Reduce wastage. Turn off electricity from
> appliances when not needed. Use energy saving bulbs.
> - I am a vegetarian. This cuts demand of meat
> produced, which cuts excessive farming needed to
> support lifestock in meat factories = Less cutting
> down forests for crop activity & less methane (Earth
> Warming) gases produced. Ref:
> http://www.nytimes.com/2006/12/27/opinion/27wed4.html?ex=1170478800&en=7b8b1dc47fc20263&ei=5070
> Meat and the Planet.
> - I take public transport as much as possible.
> Reduces consumption of non-renewable energy
> resources and emissions of pollutants to the
> atmosphere.
> - I will help educate as many people as possible
> about what we can do to help the Earth.
> - Please do watch National Geographic's "Earth Pulse
> 2006" and "The Inconvenient Truth" by Al Gore for
> information about what's happening to the planet.
> The statistics will shock you!
>
Monday, February 12, 2007
curdled
i look for a man but found a boy
mind's a whirl but still there's joy
a child at heart but a man outside
funnily enough there is that pride
dawn to dusk and dusk to dawn
why do i feel like i'm being torn
happy one moment i cry the next
is it time i face the facts
mind's a whirl but still there's joy
a child at heart but a man outside
funnily enough there is that pride
dawn to dusk and dusk to dawn
why do i feel like i'm being torn
happy one moment i cry the next
is it time i face the facts
John Philpot Curran
"If sadly thinking, with spirits sinking,
Could more than drinking my cares compose,
A cure for sorrow my sighs would borrow
And hope tomorrow would end my woes.
But as in wailing there's naught availing
And Death unfailing will strike the blow
And for that reason, and for a season,
Let us be merry before we go.
To joy a stranger, a wayworn ranger,
In every danger my course of I've run
Now hope all ending, and death befriending,
His last aid lending, my cares are done.
No more a rover, or hapless lover,
My griefs are over -- my glass runs low;
Then for that reason, and for a season,
Let us be merry before we go." - ("The Deserter's Meditation")
"O Erin how sweetly thy green bosom rises,
An emerald set in the ring of the sea,
Each blade of thy meadows my faithful heart prizes,
Thou queen of the west, the world's cushla ma chree."
Could more than drinking my cares compose,
A cure for sorrow my sighs would borrow
And hope tomorrow would end my woes.
But as in wailing there's naught availing
And Death unfailing will strike the blow
And for that reason, and for a season,
Let us be merry before we go.
To joy a stranger, a wayworn ranger,
In every danger my course of I've run
Now hope all ending, and death befriending,
His last aid lending, my cares are done.
No more a rover, or hapless lover,
My griefs are over -- my glass runs low;
Then for that reason, and for a season,
Let us be merry before we go." - ("The Deserter's Meditation")
"O Erin how sweetly thy green bosom rises,
An emerald set in the ring of the sea,
Each blade of thy meadows my faithful heart prizes,
Thou queen of the west, the world's cushla ma chree."
Tuesday, February 06, 2007
scene
scene: a girl is looking at a magazine, poring over the models' outfits and faces. she sighs.
girl (without looking up from the magazine): i wish i were born beautiful. look at them! how lucky these people are!
boy (reading nearby, looks up): -grunt-
girl (takes the grunt as cue and continues): some say they've had plastic surgery - but if i were to look like them i wouldn't mind!
boy (stares, but says nothing)
girl (a tad crest-fallen): ...i wish i were pretty, too. (continues to stare at the magazine, unseeing)
boy: but you're the most beautiful girl in the world.
girl (without looking up from the magazine): i wish i were born beautiful. look at them! how lucky these people are!
boy (reading nearby, looks up): -grunt-
girl (takes the grunt as cue and continues): some say they've had plastic surgery - but if i were to look like them i wouldn't mind!
boy (stares, but says nothing)
girl (a tad crest-fallen): ...i wish i were pretty, too. (continues to stare at the magazine, unseeing)
boy: but you're the most beautiful girl in the world.
Monday, February 05, 2007
chicken and egg
a certain kace told me something that struck me as *very true* today, it goes something like this: -
"it's easy to think that everything's fine when you're happy and content. i never knew she was unhappy, and i wish she told me before she left."
those words, heard from the man's side of things is... quite heartbreaking. but on the other side, i'm sure the women have been sending signals and warning signs already. and we all know that sometimes things like this isn't easy to say. chicken and egg?
i don't know.
"it's easy to think that everything's fine when you're happy and content. i never knew she was unhappy, and i wish she told me before she left."
those words, heard from the man's side of things is... quite heartbreaking. but on the other side, i'm sure the women have been sending signals and warning signs already. and we all know that sometimes things like this isn't easy to say. chicken and egg?
i don't know.
Sunday, February 04, 2007
can't work together
i'd typed a lot of things in this window, but i realise it boils down to one thing: we don't work well together.
you're still playing while i'm already planning what i want to do. we're not on the same page.
we can't work together.
you're still playing while i'm already planning what i want to do. we're not on the same page.
we can't work together.
Friday, February 02, 2007
the story
stories aren't just words; they are alive. they are ideas and ideas have a life of their own.
they evolve, get stronger, grow weaker. and through natural selection, the ones with the stronger details live on - while the ones with the lesser literal genes die off.
and through the beliefs, fears and prides of people legends and histories live on, only people don't KNOW that.
and there is one such story that's existed since the earliest of years...
they evolve, get stronger, grow weaker. and through natural selection, the ones with the stronger details live on - while the ones with the lesser literal genes die off.
and through the beliefs, fears and prides of people legends and histories live on, only people don't KNOW that.
and there is one such story that's existed since the earliest of years...
Thursday, February 01, 2007
"homily"
Homily ultimately derives from Greek homilia, "instruction," from homolein, "to be together or in company with," hence "to have dealings with," from homilos, "an assembled crowd," from homos, "same." One who delivers homilies is a homilist. Homiletic means "of or pertaining to a homily."
washington homily: "That which must be done eventually is best done immediately."
hamana-hamana. :D
washington homily: "That which must be done eventually is best done immediately."
hamana-hamana. :D
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