Sunday, January 14, 2007

final fantasy

i think it's every woman's duty to give men a romance story they'll never forget. let it be tumultuous, dramatic, peaceful, loving, whatnot - but make sure it is memorable, so that when they think back of their "glorious days" they will remember you as "the one that got away", or even better: "the one he can never hold on to".

yes, it is every woman's duty. do not make him sigh with fond memories for that's what he will do for the rest of the world anyways. make him rail, rant, weep or run away from it altogether - for those are the memories that stick, and those are the memories that make a man, memories that will change how a man loves a woman; the way a woman wants to be loved.

and before you think we're the evil incarnate - it's not all a bed of sadistic roses on our side, neither: just think of all the things we have to do to get through to you. it takes dresses ($257.00), necklaces ($53.00), shoes ($119.00), hairstyle ($88.00), great skin ($8,9877.00) and a great personality (priceless) just to get you to notice us!

and on top of that, we need to have the smarts and guile to make you, the objects of our twisted desires, to love and - if things don't work out, remember - us.

...great skills in bed, of course, help.


then maybe, when you men have at least one romance story to pass on to your sons - maybe, just maybe - we women will finally find a romance story of our own as well.



maybe, eh? just maybe.

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