witticism

http://www.clown-ministry.com/index_1.php?/site/articles/clean_funny_jokes_more_witty_sayings/

where else do you find lines like "Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm", "The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes" and A day without sunshine is like, night."

hahaha i must be high on the thinner fumes that's filling the office.