Friday, June 02, 2006

lemming-ed

i was looking through the massive library called the internet today, and had randomly asked a librarian named google to find me pictures of lemmings.

what i got was mainly blue-clothed little squirts with green hair - they looked like they got their genetical fashion sense from from foreign planet still stuck in yesterday's future. what i was looking for was the adorable picture of a lemming held in a palm.

so i went through the rest of the pictures and was rewarded with that self-same pictuure from wikipedia's archives. goodness that picture made me melt. it must be an infant lemming: the facial features screamed 'baby' at me - how else do i fall in love with a species that so closely resembles humans.

how?

well, they are solitary animals though they can be social. meaning they can tolerate random visitors for short periods of time but will display kickass attitude when the chap overstays its welcome. and we're talking internal bleeding lynchings; the dominant male will attack - such cute little things? attack? - until there is internal bleeding, then leaves the defending lemming to slowly bleed to death. all internal. if this doesn't remind me of humans, what does?


but anyways, adorable furry things with human tendencies aside: they're SO CUUUTE!

just check out http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steppe_Lemming - you'll be in love, too.

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