citing troubles

i have personally found it affronting to not be called wrong when i spelt 'warranty' as 'warrantee'.

i mean, hello, 'guarantee'?


obviously someone before me made the spelling mistake and I'M paying for it.

i'm sure that if the presumptious blunder hadn't been made when dictionaries were invented the word would have been spelt like i spell it.

'warrantee'.




even the great writers used The Other Spelling. bah. sheep, the whole bunch of them. they should have met me earlier, so i could correct that embarrasing confusion.

but too late and too bad for them, i am born only two decades back. you people now have the unbelievable honour and magnificent luck to have me in your midst, to tell you about this undiscovered mistake.


have no fear, adoring fans; even if the world trembles when i speak, i will not forsake you, the whos that are in my original list of mail.



LX



(ye gods. that was just a trial run of how i be were i an ignorant, audacious, stiff-upper-lipped snoot. while i
-shudder- kinda like it, it somehow feels like what should be on stage for a stand-up.

hum.)