i went traipsing with my cousin and a lady friend this evening, and was looking for - the ladies - when i came upon this bar. figuring it's got to have the necessary facilities i strode right in and immediately came upon three gentlemen in suits - each attractive in their own right.
one of them, seeing the wild look in my eyes and possibly guessing that i've been chased by some uncouth gangster, gallantly asked me, "can i help you?"
to which i replied: "yes, may i use your toilet?" (nice going loren, you're so witty and charming i don't know who wouldn't want you right now)
one of them cheekily asked, "if we told you can we watch?" (the bartender has very nicely pointed me the way in the background)
to which i should have said, "if you'll give me a moment, i'll come back with your answer," merrily danced to the ladies then come back all smiles and told them - "no."
c'est esprit d'escalier. pooh.
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